Rimmel – What Sucks and What Rocks
I know this is going to be a contentious post, there is such a lot of love out there for at least a couple of Rimmel’s most terrible products, but I am going to stand firm and say these products don’t deserve the hype, but their PR team deserve some kind of award.
I love a good whinge. So here are the worst products of the last 6 months, all these beauties found their way to my bin for a variety of reasons and should burn in the pits of hell.
I can only assume they had a whopper of a PR budget because this foundation is chalky, short wearing and has an orange bottle! The only plus point for me is the pump dispenser which is mounted on a glass bottle, this gives it some gravitas at least, but with an orange pump, even that leaves a lot to be desired. I give this 1/5 and that is purely for the packaging. Pooparama.
This is obviously a copy of Benefit’s Gimme Brow which incidentally I have not tried. The aim is that you brush the mascara-like wand through your brows to give you a effortlessly groomed finish. The reality is, with just one stroke, overly dark clumpy looking, scary brows. This is very dark for a colour labelled Medium Blonde (I have brown eyebrows and blonde hair so I err on the side of light usually) it is also clumpy which is not my ideal when searching for products to leave me looking more finished.
These lip lacquers were given the biggest of warm welcomes ever in the beauty blogging world, so I rushed out and treated myself to one. I was hoping to have the longevity of a stain with the gloss of a, em gloss. However I got the gloop of a nail varnish with the longevity of a packet of haribo in my 3 children’s hands. Major fail and seriously hideous colours, to top it off these are £6.50 a go! These are categorically not for me. If however you really like these horrid things then you can grab them for a bargain over on Ebay (£3 each here
) because obviously they aren’t half as popular as the press and blogs make out.
First off I am not sure why Kate Moss is fronting a makeup brand, she may have effortlessly cool style choices but when it comes to makeup I can’t remember a single time I have thought, I love that makeup look on her. Rant over, kind of. This sounded ideal, I was thinking it would be similar to the L’Oreal Colour Tattoos which have really lovely sheen and can make any eyeshadow applied on top last longer. Unfortunately it was just your bog standard old-school greasy eyeshadow stick with an insipid orangey pink hue which made your eyes look slightly irritated.
Now Rimmel is not all all cheap, nasty ill conceived tat, it has some really lovely products too, these are my favourites
Everyone loves this, what more is there to say. Granted it is not as good as Soap & Glory’s One Heck of a Blot but it is a damn site cheaper and comes in many more colors for when you have a tan.
You rarely hear anything about this liner and I don’t know why. If you like your liner to just add definition and to be a fine line, then this might be the one for you. It has a brush tip and so the end bends when you apply pressure which means you can just lightly pull it across the top of your lash line and easy peasy lemon squeezey, you have a line of eye liner. It is also works well to smudge out if you catch whilst still wet, so you can achieve a smoky eye. I think this was about £5 and I have had it at least 1 year (note to Donna buy new liner before I give myself an eye infection) I like that it doesn’t dry out and it lasts well on your lids.
There has been a massive surge in lip liners post Kylie Jenner and her literally unbelievalble makeup trips with lip liner. Both East End Snob, which is quite pinky and Addiction which is more brown and akin to Mac Spice, are great lip liners. I don’t think they last particularly long when applied with gloss on top, but then they are not designed to. These are super affordable and they apply so easily with barely any drag. I particularly like that they don’t require sharpening, you just dial up the bottom and hey presto! More lip liner.
Llip gloss seems to have fallen out of favour recently, being replaced by balms and liners. But in my world there is always room for a lip gloss particularly one that isn’t sticky and doesn’t catch my hair like a fly trap every time I open the car window. This golss is really moisturising and feels really nice on, it isn’t a glass like finish, more of a sheen. The colour though is neutral enough for most people to be able to wear it. I use it on top of liners or stains to give them a fresh finish. Again this is under £6, whats not to like.
Before anyone says it, I know these products may work for you but for me they were ill conceived money stealers. What are your favourites from the brand or major disappointments?